Potatoes, Potaters, Then Haters

The Best Vegetable Ever

If I were to ask you what do you think the best vegetable is? Would you say it was a potato? Chances are that you didn't say potato in fact you probably had said cucumber or even a tomato. Well what if I were to tell you that potatoes are the best vegetable in the freaking world. I mean they have many uses like hash browns, mash potatoes, fries, and other great things that comes from potatoes. 

Hash Browns

Thanks to potatoes we get to make delicious hash browns. Hash browns is a great way to start off your day with a glass of orange juice and eggs. Then again you probably won't have time to eat a delectable dish, but there is a solution you can can have the bite-sized version of a hash brown to which many call it "tater tots."

Chips

Chips are undoubtedly one of the best snacks to munch on when watching the game and chill with your buddies. Chips is so popular that there are many different varieties of flavours like ketchup, cheese, barbecue, dill pickle, all dressed, and the list goes on. Chips are so good that even come in different packaging for instance you could get it in bags, cylinders, or even in the little plastic cup that Pringles sell.

Mash Potatoes

Mmm mash potatoes, you ever had those mash potatoes that grandma makes and it tastes so creamy. Mash potatoes is also one of the best inventions that humans have made that is very enjoyable to eat. It serves as a comfort food that can be eaten on the side while you chow down on your main dish. So next time when grandma makes some mash say thank you for this delicious mash.

French Fries

Another popular food are the fries. You can't pass by someone who hasn't heard of french fries. You can literally find french fries in every restaurant in your area. Fries is also a comfort food that is enjoyable as a side dish. Let's just take moment and just appreciate the fact that McDonald's fries are the best in the world.

Another thing about french fries is that you can make poutine out of this. Where you cook the fries add cheese and lastly pour gravy all over it. That is heavenly goodness right there. Folks if you haven't tried poutine then you're missing out. Go out and get yourself a bowl and just appreciate its beauty and taste.

Vodka

Many of you probably didn't know that vodka is made out of potatoes well it is much like grapes are used for wine and wheat are used for beer. Vodka is being depicted as one of the strongest alcohol beverages in the group of... well alcohol. Many buyers mainly purchase this drink simply because of its high alcohol percentage. Vodka does beat wine when it comes to the level of alcohol that these two drinks contain.

Told Ya So

So without potatoes all of these great inventions wouldn't have molded us that we are today. Just think grandma's mash potatoes was a part of our lives and will probably stick with you for the rest of your life. Without vodka who will we turn to if we want to get drunk, beer? Pffft that low level piece of crap. The gift of potatoes from above is God's way of saying "treat yo self."

Prostitutes Can Be a Good Thing Here's Why

Prostitutes

Many people think that the act of solicitation would make ones dignity deplete. There is this misconception of hiring female escorts and interfering a person's self pride at the same time. Hiring female escorts is beneficial towards the client, the escorts, and the economy.

As a Customer

As a client it is obvious in what your intentions are if you were to hire an escort. That is to exchange money for sex. As a customer you should ask if they have offers like fetishes. If you are the kind of guy that admires feet then you should ask. If she does offer this service then take advantage of your time.

Better Than Your Girlfriend

A prostitute is better than your girlfriend. Yes that's right it's better than your girlfriend. Ok so you ask out your girl to have dinner then you go back to your place and then you get all intimate. You go upstairs and you're doing it away and then all of a sudden you finish too early and she be complaining about how she wasn't even close to finishing. If you were to hire a prostitute and finished too early, the prostitute wouldn't have complained in fact she would have been glad because she just finished her session.

Don't Get a Girlfriend

When you and you're girlfriend go out on a date just think how much you'll be spending on her. The amount of money you've spent till you're neck down into her pants will probably be the same price as a hot prostitute for an hour session. Only difference here is that your girlfriend will probably bitch about the little things you do when get your freak on.

Variety of Girls

On the streets there are different girls that have different prices. Right now you should go out and hire a really good looking gal that probably cost around 200 bucks. Now this seems crazy but that's probably the same amount that you've paid on that dinner you had on Saturday night with your girlfriend. So if you hired a prostitute that costs you that much it's guaranteed that you'll have the best time of your life. The reason why you'll feel happy is because this 200 dollar escort is aware that you're paying top dollar for her time. So if an escort's offer is too damn high the chances are that you'll have an experience of a lifetime.

Economy

After making a purchase of your selected product, you are helping people getting jobs. These people who rely on these jobs need to eat. Those who need to eat has to suck to survive. When these escorts are being paid for their services, you are really preventing homelessness and famine. So think of it like this, you are donating to these women to have a better life than the homeless.

Go Out and Get Yourself One

As you can see it serves of great use to these women who are starving and you get something out of it by having to release stress thanks to these women. Also you are contributing to the economy (kind of) because you are creating more jobs for these women. Only thing here is that they don't pay taxes. Except some countries like Holland.

DragonBall Universe is the All Time Best Anime in the Anime Universe

What is the best Anime in the universe?

Have you ever thought to yourself, what is the best anime in the world? Well the answer to that question will be revealed later on in this article.

DragonBall

In comparison between many of the different animes in the anime universe, DragonBall would have to be the best. Why you ask? Well it's due to its enormous fanbase that DragonBall has and the constant pop-up ads you see that advertises t-shirts and hoodies with a Goku figure along with the slogan "Train Insaiyan."

Not only that but as well as the comparison characters in DragonBall and other well know animes. You see in DragonBall they tend to inspire its audiences to be a benevolent being and to protect your loved ones. They also have this motivation for you to get to the gym and reach that power level of 9000.

What They Don't Have

Sure other animes like Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, and many other great classic animes are absolutely outstanding, but they miss one very important aspect. It's that DragonBall has Master Roshi. I mean I understand that there are other perverted characters in the following animes mentioned, but there isn't a character that can be better than Master Roshi.

Continuation

Right now there is this amazing new series (actually came out a while ago) called DragonBall Super. Where it's a continuation of DragonBall Z and that the story of Dragonball GT (also pretty good) does not exist in this universe. The creators of this series did a fantastic job in not ruining the plot. Like in most of the American movies you see today has these sequels that can be ok, bad, and even just downright awful.

As for the popular anime series Naruto, they too have an additional series called Naruto Shippuden. Where many of the characters are grown up and a different plot occurs. Now i don't know much of this series, but all I know is that Dragonball is better than Naruto.

Power!!!!

In comparison of power between all of the anime, DragonBall would have to be the most powerful one of all. In the beginning of the DragonBall Z series the character Goku and Piccolo must faced Goku's estranged brother Raditz. Now Goku's power must be higher than Piccolo's because he's the freaking main character. In accordance to that Goku's power level was below Raditz's. Raditz power level was mentioned around 1000.

After that fight Goku feels as though he must get stronger in order to defeat the two saiyans one year from now. After the victorious defeat, Vegeta the prince of all Saiyans helped out the people of a foreign planet without the intention of doing so. For Vegeta's entertainment, he destroyed an entire planet with hardly any effort. Let me repeat HARDLY ANY EFFORT. That has occured in the first saga of DragonBall Z. And of course Goku had beaten him after that one year of extreme and strenuous training, his power level had climbed up so rapidly that his power level had indeed reached 9000 (in the manga it's 8000).

So now in DragonBall Super his power level is just incomprehensible, you might as well say he's a god. Actually he is a god. Ok he isn't really, but he's obtained the power of a deity through the help of his friends. But just imagine the amount of power that Goku possesses. It's like he can destroy a million planets and a Chuck Norris.

Other Animes

So in these other animes who can destroy a planet? Luffy? Pfft I heard that people say Luffy can beat the crap out of Goku. I don't think Ichigo could destroy half of a planet even he were to use the Last Getsuga Tenshou. Or even the beloved character of so many Naruto. I do believe that he can be quite a worthy oponent and can manage to keep up in a fight. With Yamcha.

So Whose the Best?

It has to be the DragonBall universe, hell even Krillin is a pretty strong fighter in fact he's the strongest human. So yes he is stronger than Yamcha and Tien. Unfortunately he is stronger than the Great Hermit Turtle Master Roshi (still badass though.) So with the combined power from DragonBall universe, it destroys all.

Unless you can come up with an anime that mentions a character that can obliterate several universes. Because DragonBall has already came up with an individual who has completely wiped out at least a universe.